May 28th, 2020

Dear Members & Friends of the Dutch Club-Neerlandia - Sydney
"Shopping" yes this Saturday 30th May we are opening 'tWinkeltje.
​We have just received a big delivery from Smithfield which we will be pricing on Friday so we can place it on the shelf to be ready for you on Saturday.
In the kitchen we have for sale Haring, Croquettes, Bitterballen, Bami schijfjes, Veal croquettes & Rookworst, all frozen except for the Rookworst.

The club was given a lovely gift of an Organ today by Barry Zieren. It used to be played by Aart Zieren, one of our past Presidents, husband of Betty.
The way things are going with the health regulations we will be going to open the club as normal as allowed on Sunday the 7th June (the long weekend)
Snert ( pea soup) will be served on the first day plus our normal snacks.
The Klaverjas group will be returning this Wednesday 3rd June even John & Valerie van de Giessen will be there due to the COVID-19 grounding.
Billiards had returned last week to the club. Any one interested please let me know so I can let Frans van Asten know.
Birthdays:
Last weekend I missed out on Jan Joosten's Birthday on the 23rd May.
For members having there Birthdays on or about this weekend such as:
Mr Toni Wallner-Snijders
And anyone else I may have missed please let me know. 
We wish you all a very Happy Birthday.
Sick list:
We currently still have some members on the sick list including; Mrs Els Gell who is in rehab as is Mrs Miep Boschieter, not sure about Mr Jim dayle v.d.
Horst.
Talking about sick lists; here we have two friends graduating from Medical school at the same time deciding that in spite of the two different specialities, they would open a practice together to share office space & personnel.
Dr. Smit was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctologist; and put up a sign reading: Dr. Smit & Dr. Jones: Hysterias & Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids & hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they tried Catatonics & HighColonics, no go so again they tried Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives.
Then came Minds & Behinds - still no good, so they tried Freaks & Cheeks.
At wit's end they came up with - Specializing in Odds & Ends, everybody loved it.
And you thought we had problems as patients.
Thank you for the above joke which was contributed by a fellow member.
Any contributions for the joke section will be welcome.
Please keep safe & well.
Groetjes van Gerry
Mob: 0408 40 90 25
President - Dutch Club-Neerlandia
Dutch Australia Society Neerlandia Club Limited
1 Grattan Crescent Frenchs Forest 2086

Dear Members & Friends of the Dutch Club-Neerlandia - Sydney
"Shopping" yes this Saturday 30th May we are opening 'tWinkeltje. We have just received a big delivery from Smithfield which we will be pricing on Friday so we can place it on the shelf to be ready for you on Saturday.
In the kitchen we have for sale Haring, Croquettes, Bitterballen, Bami schijfjes, Veal croquettes & Rookworst, all frozen except for the Rookworst.
The club was given a lovely gift of an Organ today by Barry Zieren. It used to be played by Aart Zieren, one of our past Presidents, husband of Betty.
The way things are going with the health regulations we will be going to open the club as normal as allowed on Sunday the 7th June (the long weekend)
Snert ( pea soup) will be served on the first day plus our normal snacks.
The Klaverjas group will be returning this Wednesday 3rd June even John & Valerie van de Giessen will be there due to the COVID-19 grounding.
Billiards had returned last week to the club. Any one interested please let me know so I can let Frans van Asten know.
Birthdays:
Last weekend I missed out on Jan Joosten's Birthday on the 23rd May.
For members having there Birthdays on or about this weekend such as:
Mr Toni Wallner-Snijders
And anyone else I may have missed please let me know. Click Me!
We wish you all a very Happy Birthday.
Sick list:
We currently still have some members on the sick list including; Mrs Els Gell who is in rehab as is Mrs Miep Boschieter, not sure about Mr Jim dayle v.d.
Horst.
Talking about sick lists; here we have two friends graduating from Medical school at the same time deciding that in spite of the two different specialities, they would open a practice together to share office space & personnel.
Dr. Smit was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctologist; and put up a sign reading: Dr. Smit & Dr. Jones: Hysterias & Posteriors.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read: Schizoids & hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable so they tried Catatonics & HighColonics, no go so again they tried Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives.
Then came Minds & Behinds - still no good, so they tried Freaks & Cheeks.
At wit's end they came up with - Specializing in Odds & Ends, everybody loved it.
And you thought we had problems as patients.
Thank you for the above joke which was contributed by a fellow member.
Any contributions for the joke section will be welcome.
Please keep safe & well.
Groetjes van Gerry
Mob: 0408 40 90 25
President - Dutch Club-Neerlandia
Dutch Australia Society Neerlandia Club Limited
1 Grattan Crescent Frenchs Forest 2086